I Had an Affair With Tiger, Too

Now that there are so many cats out of the bag, I see no reason not to jump on the bandwagon and come clean.

Yes, I, too, had a fling with Tiger.  It was a brief encounter, and he may not even remember it, but I do.  In fact, I remember EVERYTHING, as you may have gathered from Saturday’s post.  (A bit of unsolicited advice to Tiger … if you are going to have affairs in the future, Alice might be a better choice – she doesn’t remember too much!)  😉

Needless to say, I feel terrible about having deceived so many people, and will be taking an indefiniate break from my regular job, while I work to become a better person.

I do hope that my many endorsement deals won’t dry up, but if they do, I take heart in knowing that there’s always the blog to fall back on.

Again, my apologies to everyone.  Please understand that, during this difficult time, I would appreciate some privacy (unless, of course, you want to talk about a book deal).

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1 Response to I Had an Affair With Tiger, Too

  1. Alice says:

    Very phunny!

    Like

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