Mea Culpa

As has been pointed out to me by several people at this point … one of my clues was sorely misleading … a fact of which I am now sorely aware.  I am feeling sorely ashamed and sorely sorry about misleading you, as I write this mea culpa.

Pia, of course, as I now see quite clearly, has two syllables.  Pee-ah!  What was I thinking? (Guess I was thinking it’s such a freaking tiny word … how could it have more than one syllable.  I mean, really?!)

ChristopherCornblog still gets the fabulous prize, as is only fair.  But if you decide that you can no longer visit or read this blog, I will certainly understand.  I’ll be very sad, but I will understand.

:^(

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ChristopherCornblog Guesses Secret Word and Wins Fabulous Prize!

Yes, it’s true.  ChristopherCornblog guessed the word and now will have his pick of the left-over stocking stuffers in JordanCornblog’s vast closet!

There was no cheating involved … and some of you will be quite chagrined when you see the word …

Yup, it’s …

Pia!

(How could it be anything else?)

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Violence Born of Frustration, Neglect, Desperation

As 2008 draws to a close, along with the nightmare that has been the Bush Presidency, we see a resurgence of violence in the Palestinian-Israeli conflict.  Not so surprising, given the complex and festering problems in the region, and the incredibly superficial, simplistic, neocon approach touted by the Bushies.  Obama takes office with a laundry list of problems either created, exacerbated or neglected by the idiot currently vacationing in Crawford, Texas … and his posse.  The Israeli-Palestinian conflict is right in there with the economy, Iraq, global-warming, etc.  How many days do we have left?

In other tales of neglect verging on the criminal, it is noteworthy that, according to a Northeastern University study, murders among young black men have increased a staggering 40% since the Bush Administration stole the White House in 2000.

Seizing on President-elect Barack Obama’s incoming administration as an opportunity for more funding, Fox added: “There is an urgency for reinvestment in children and families. In essence, we need a bailout for kids at risk.”

Obama will be the nation’s first black president.

The study partly blamed Bush administration grant cuts to local police and juvenile crime prevention programs for the surge in crimes by young black men and teens.

Partly?  How about cuts to Medicaid, education, mental health services?  The list goes on and on and on.  One can only fervently hope that the new year (and new administration) will bring better things to our yearning world.

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Sorry to be so late …

Sorry to say it’s another one of those mornings when the household internet connection isn’t making it all the way to my computer, so I’m entering this post into Notepad and will upload it as soon as the connection is back.

Grey morning and very damp, English-looking outside. Willie is snoozing on my bed, and his twitching paws tell me that he is dreaming of chasing tennis balls or sticks – swimming, perhaps. It was this time of year back in 1998 – Christmas night, actually, that we lost our eight year old Yellow Lab Woody to cancer. He was a sweet, gentle, Lab-Samoyed mix and it was terribly sad to lose him so young. I find that, this time of year, I tend to look at nine-year old Willie with a touch of apprehension. Once we’ve made it through the holidays, I relax … as if getting through that time makes him magically safe for another year. Anyway, Willie sleeps and dreams, in his spot on my morning bed – quite oblivious to the nagging human thoughts about mortality that are focused on him. (Lucky dog.)

I read, last night, the further secret word guesses by Alice and CB … all quite impressive one-syllable words starting with “p” – but sadly, none correct.

Depending on your perspective, CB came frighteningly (or happily) close a few times. But so far, the fabulous JordanCornblog prize remains unclaimed!

Who will win? And what will we think when all is said and done? Was the prize claimed because he/she:

a) Cheated?

b) Was lucky?

c) Is a genius?

d) It was her/his destiny?

Weighty questions, eh? Let’s see what today brings …

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Elizabeth Alexander's Poetry – on a Sleety Saturday

There’s a very interesting article posted on Christmas Eve in the NY Times about Elizabeth Alexander – the poet who’ll be reading at Obama’s Inauguration.

But for now, here is Elizabeth Alexander reading Ars Poetica #92:

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lC9Vyhir2Y

… and here is a reading by aichlee of the venus hottentot by Ms. Alexander.  The reading by aichlee reminds me a little of Jill Scott’s musical voice – lovely.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziDenpK_mZM

… and here is a lovely, disturbing poem by EA titled Blues … from Poets.org

Blues
by Elizabeth Alexander

I am lazy, the laziest
girl in the world. I sleep during
the day when I want to, ’til
my face is creased and swollen,
’til my lips are dry and hot. I
eat as I please: cookies and milk
after lunch, butter and sour cream
on my baked potato, foods that
slothful people eat, that turn
yellow and opaque beneath the skin.
Sometimes come dinnertime Sunday
I am still in my nightgown, the one
with the lace trim listing because
I have not mended it. Many days
I do not exercise, only
consider it, then rub my curdy
belly and lie down. Even
my poems are lazy. I use
syllabics instead of iambs,
prefer slant to the gong of full rhyme,
write briefly while others go
for pages. And yesterday,
for example, I did not work at all!
I got in my car and I drove
to factory outlet stores, purchased
stockings and panties and socks
with my father’s money.

To think, in childhood I missed only
one day of school per year. I went
to ballet class four days a week
at four-forty-five and on
Saturdays, beginning always
with plie, ending with curtsy.
To think, I knew only industry,
the industry of my race
and of immigrants, the radio
tuned always to the station
that said, Line up your summer
job months in advance. Work hard
and do not shame your family,
who worked hard to give you what you have.
There is no sin but sloth. Burn
to a wick and keep moving.

I avoided sleep for years,
up at night replaying
evening news stories about
nearby jailbreaks, fat people
who ate fried chicken and woke up
dead. In sleep I am looking
for poems in the shape of open
V’s of birds flying in formation,
or open arms saying, I forgive you, all.

Last … but surely not least … an inspiring piece about Obama’s work-out regimen – that I will assuredly be taking to heart in a few days when the resolutions kick in (as I have every confidence they will this year)!

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Sleety Saturday Here

First off, Chip Saltsmann. The candidate for the chairmanship of the RNC sent around a Holiday CD that reminds us all, yet again, of why the Republican Party is having such a hard time these days.  Here’s one of the songs (brought to us via You Tube) …

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvXz2xaLNMQ

I am not surprised that the RNC would have its head up its butt … but the truly amazing thing is how FAR up its butt that old GOP head can get!

Meanwhile, in a turn of events that is probably quite shocking for President Bush (although we suspect he is unaware of it), recent polls indicate that 3/4 of the American people are glad to see the Prez go.  We hate him – we hate him!  An even larger percentage hope that he pretty much disappears and is never heard from again.  (I actually hope that we hear a LOT about him and his cronies in the coming years, as they are indicted and tried for crimes they committed while in office.)

And I have to say that it kinda bugs me that we, as a nation, are not doing some soul-searching as we repudiate the guy.  I certainly don’t mind the repudiation – but we are a populace that elected Dubya twice.   Okay – once – and maybe not even that.  But the fact that he ever got enough votes to even make it close – either time – is an indictment of us – not just him.  I hope that we have learned something over the past eight years – and will start listening to the angels of our better natures as we cast our votes (rather than the fears and hatreds stirred up by “mongerers”  of various stripes – like the dude running for the RNC chair – just for instance.)

I read on Politico that Jeb Bush is looking like a candidate for the Florida Senate.   Enough already.  Really.  Enough.

Cape May SunriseHollyCornblog sent along another sunrise photo from Cape May … taken yesterday morning.  Today they are in Philly – and tomorrow they head home.

Here in NH, the movie-going at Red River has been especially enjoyable of late, with Slumdog Millionaire before Christmas, and Doubt last night.  Both were excellent – and I was particularly blown away by Meryl Streep’s nuanced performance.  Pat Summitt in a habit … not someone to mess with, that’s for sure!

Okay – so I promised another clue in the very exciting JordanCornblog secret word contest.  Hmmmm.  Don’t want to give it away  Let’s just say that when you hear what the word is, you’ll realize that it’s something that JordanCornblog and Boltgirl are pretty much on the same page about – and Princess Sparkle Pony wouldn’t even wave a sparkly hoof at.  Good luck – I’m sure it’s right on the tip of your tongue!

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After the Party's Over …

SunriseHere’s hoping you had a nice holiday … as the sun rises on December 26, 2008.  I thought I’d share a couple of photos that HollyCornblog sent along from Cape May, New Jersey.  Here’s sunrise on the beach (yesterday).  Check out the gulls silhouetted against the waves.

It sounded like it was a gorgeous day for strolling along the beach.  Here in NH it was pretty warm and sunny – and much of the snow that we all shoveled or blew or otherwise removed just a few days ago – disappeared.

SunsetSo anyway – here’s HollyCornblog’s second beach picture – this of the sunset – looking South toward Cape May Point and its lighthouse … and Delaware Bay.

You probably need to click on both pictures to be able to see any kind of detail.

I see from the Visitor Locations in the sidebar (that misspelling is an artifact of the widget, by the way … wish I could fix it but I can’t). Llanerch DinerAnyway, I see a visitor from Havertown … Hi CB!  I hope you made it to the Llanerch Diner this trip!  It sounds like it isn’t exactly the same (based on some of the reviews on Yelp) – but it sure looks the same.  Especially on the inside 😉

Sorry, guys – not much is striking me today, news-wise.  I’ll have to get back up to speed tomorrow morning (when I don’t have to run off to work).  😦

In the meantime, here’s a special JordanCornblog offer for the new year.  (This springs from my fond memory of an offer CB made in the midst of a yard sale at our house back in 1977 or 78 … one summer Saturday … not far from the Llanerch Diner, by the way.  She put up a sign at the table where we were taking money.  It said, “Say the Secret Word and Win a Prize.”  No one won that day, as I remember … but CB’s (and Groucho’s) idea stuck with me.

So that’s the offer, here – say the secret word – and win a wonderful product from the JordanCornblog Store.  (And no, dear reader … it won’t be a thong!)

I have a secret word in mind … really … and have even written it down, so I don’t forget.  Write the secret word in a comment … and a fabulous prize will be yours!

Isn’t this just what you have been waiting for?

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George Bush Continues to Make Me Feel Like Scrooge … but at Least Lends Some Sense of Direction and Purpose to an Otherwise Random News Morning!

What can I say?  Bah Humbug, maybe?  The Compassionate Conservative took back one of his pardons yesterday to avoid the appearance of impropriety.  Who knows what’s really going on with all that … all I can see is yet another example of the sloppiness and ineptitude of this administration.  Still counting the days here.

And the episode reminds me of one of my favorite HollyCornblog sayings …when, in the midst of some childhood argument, someone said to her, “What’s given is given.”  She retorted, “What’s tooken back is tooken back!”  You go girl!

Speaking of things being “tooken back” – Rachel Maddow took the (apparently pretty unprecedented) step of setting the record straight regarding a conflict of interest that had gone undisclosed by one of her “pundits.”  You go girl! 

Love this video sent to me by HollyCornblog – a lovely tribute to the late Israel Kamakawiwo’ole featuring his rendition of “Somewhere Over the Rainbow.”

httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OMLoAtC9RY

And from the Writer’s Almanac

little tree
by E. E. Cummings

little tree
little silent Christmas tree
you are so little
you are more like a flower

who found you in the green forest
and were you very sorry to come away?
see i will comfort you
because you smell so sweetly

i will kiss your cool bark
and hug you safe and tight
just as your mother would,
only don’t be afraid

look the spangles
that sleep all the year in a dark box
dreaming of being taken out and allowed to shine,
the balls the chains red and gold the fluffy threads,

put up your little arms
and i’ll give them all to you to hold
every finger shall have its ring
and there won’t be a single place dark or unhappy

then when you’re quite dressed
you’ll stand in the window for everyone to see
and how they’ll stare!
oh but you’ll be very proud

and my little sister and i will take hands
and looking up at our beautiful tree
we’ll dance and sing
“Noel Noel”

Happy Holidays!

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Bush Always Makes Me Feel like Scrooge!

Hey – thanks for the game, Stephen.  Very satisfying (especially with the sound turned up)!

What else have we today?  A brief comment from Nate Silver that takes a slightly different perspective on the Rick Warren controversy – basically looking at what it reflects about shifting public opinion and the increased energy coming form the left.  My only question, though … who is this John Kerry that he mentions?  😉

Meanwhile we read of the difficulties that the GOP is having finding anything to criticize about the President-Elect.  This is good news as a reflection of Obama’s adroitness – although much of the”quiet” is also attributable to the country’s dire circumstances.  (Hopefully, as he takes office and begins to steer the ship of state, the left will be happier and the GOP will find much more to criticize.)

Of course, it does no harm that Obama’s physique, as well as his decisions, have been difficult to criticize so far.  (Wish the same could be said for the security surrounding him.  Come on guys – how does someone just walk up and snap a photo of the President-Elect?)  meanwhile, the slide show of other shirtless Presidents really puts it all into perspective.

Finally, in the spirit of Christmas Bush continues to issue pardons – with 19 yesterday and more to come.  (And as Cheney admits to more and more wrongdoing doesn’t it feel like he’s gonna be added to the list sooner or later? And then of course there’s Scooter – whose sentence was commuted by Bush, but who still needs to be pardoned.  Ugh.

It’s indictments we need, not pardons …

Damn, I was starting to feel kinda good … now I feel like Scrooge!

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Feel-good game of the year!

Okay, the cheese factor is almost off the charts, but this little internet game will certainly make you feel better!

I hope everyone has a safe, wonderful, joy-filled holiday season!

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