Hotkeys on JordanCornblog

I’ve been meaning to write about this technological tool that I read about some time ago in the NY Times – typing expansion software.

The basic idea is that, for words, phrases, or sentences that you use frequently, you can enter brief prompts (hotkey scripts) that will then add in whatever word, phrase or sentence you choose to have it represent.  For example, with my hotkeys activated, if I type the letters “H” and “C” I get HollyCornblog.  The letters “f” and “f” net me fantasy football.  “D” and “C” bring up DaddyCornblog, while “D” and “C” and “D” yields Dick Cheney is a douchebag.

AutoHotkey is the free software that I have been experimenting with.  I’d like to have it all set up (and have plenty of practice with it) by the time March Madness rolls around.  (That was “M” “M” that I typed.)  Won’t it be nice to not have to plow through Connecticut and Tennessee over and over?  By the way, you don’t have to include the quotation marks when you type your script (I do, just so that I can keep it from inserting the verbiage).  Oh, and you can tell it to capitalize words or not, by how you type the letters.  For example, to get “By” capitalized at the start of that sentence back there, I used an upper rather than a lower case “b” in my script.

Does this sound interesting?  If there are words and/or phrases that you use a lot, I think you might find it a really cool tool.

I hope you have a great day!  (That was “H” “a””n””d”!)

JordanCornblog

PS  It’s also a great way to correct for typical typos – for example, I invariably type t-i-n-k then I mean t-h-i-n-k.  No – no problem – at least that’s that I think!

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Dallas Debacle

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.  You know what the worst part of it is?

That this guy was there with his friend Jerry Jones – and that he had a good time.

He should NEVER have a good time.

And speaking of folks who should never have a good time, of course Dick Cheney is perennially on my list (and I suspect that his ood times are few and far between – just look at that snarl).

Then there’s John Edwards.  Looks like there’s a new book coming out that covers, among other things, John’s rise and fall.  The John and Elizabeth part is a tale of hubris, ego, and emptiness.  The Book is titled Game Change: Obama and the Clintons, McCain and Palin, and the Race of a Lifetime, is being released tomorrow, and covers the 2008 election … check out the NY Magazine excerpt in  St Elizabeth and the Ego Monster.  Here’s a snippet that speaks to the “St. Elizabeth” aspect of this cautionary tale:

No one in the Edwardses’ political circle felt anything less than complete sympathy for Elizabeth’s plight. And yet the romance between her and the electorate struck them as ironic nonetheless—because their own relationships with her were so unpleasant that they felt like battered spouses. The nearly universal assessment among them was that there was no one on the national stage for whom the disparity between public image and private reality was vaster or more disturbing.

With her husband, she could be intensely affectionate or brutally dismissive. At times subtly, at times blatantly, she was forever letting John know that she regarded him as her intellectual inferior. She called her spouse a “hick” in front of other people and derided his parents as rednecks. One time, when a friend asked if John had read a certain book, Elizabeth burst out laughing. “Oh, he doesn’t read books,” she said. “I’m the one who reads books.”

During the 2004 race, Elizabeth badgered and berated John’s advisers around the clock. She called Nick Baldick, his campaign manager, an idiot. She accused David Axelrod, his (and later Obama’s) media consultant, of lying to her and insisted that he be stripped of the responsibility for making the campaign’s TV ads. She would stay up late scouring the Web, pulling down negative stories and blog items about her husband, forwarding them with vicious messages to the communications team. She routinely unleashed profanity-laced tirades on conference calls. “Why the fuck do you think I’d want to go sit outside a Wal-Mart and hand out leaflets?” she snarled at the schedulers.

Sure makes me appreciate the Obamas.  Seriously.

Meanwhile – the soon-to-be released book got Harry Reid apologizing and reveals the now-familiar trash talk of the McCainiacs about Ms. P.

There’s a collection of additional tidbits compiled in The Atlantic … all geared to whet the appetite … and successfully so, IMHO.

About Obama himself the book includes plenty of observations about his manner and temperament, many astute and some original, though no earth-shattering revelations. The chapters about John and Cindy McCain’s relationship are fascinating; the coverage of McCain’s selection of Sarah Palin is mostly familiar ground. There are insights about the way the Bush White House perceived the McCain campaign, although they can be summed up as: not very well.

There are telling anecdotes, such as when Ed Goeas, a pollster for Rudy Giuliani, responds to Judith Giuliani’s query about how she could best help his campaign: “First of all, you’re his third wife. What you should try to be is humble.” (Page 290).

Political scientists aren’t going to like this book, because it portrays politics as it is actually lived by the candidates, their staff and the press, which is to say — a messy, sweaty, ugly, arduous competition between flawed human beings — a universe away from numbers and probabilities and theories.

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Getting Back to Soccer

While I wait for the Eagles’ decisive defeat of the Cowboys tonight to get underway, I thought I’d do a little catching up on the WPS front.

The 2010 season gets underway in April.  The Breakers’ home opener is Sundat, 4/18 at 6PM against the Philly Independence – who’ll be bringing Heather Mitts, Kelly Schmedes, Sue Weber, and Amy Rodriguez back to Harvard Stadium for their first game against their former team … pray for an unseasonably warm evening (hey, it could happen)!

There’s lots of news!  Here’s a quick run through:

Nobis’ performance during the latter half of the 2009 WPS season impressed Boston Head Coach Tony DiCicco and his staff so much that they put Nobis on their list of protected players for the WPS Expansion draft, meaning that the two new teams, the Philadelphia Independence and Atlanta Beat, could not select her in the draft. Nobis also wasn’t declared a free agent, indicating that the Boston coaching staff have big plans for Nobis in 2010.

“I was surprised they saved me, but I’m glad they did,” Nobis said. “They see something in me for this season. I know what’s to be expected this year. I’m ready.”

But to earn a spot on the pitch, Nobis said she has to put in an extra effort. That’s why she’s training six days a week, working on ball skills every day, and conditioning herself to the point she knows her body will be 90-minutes fit.

“It’s awesome to be here and getting prepared for the season,” Nobis said. “I’m working really hard with my training and practicing different things. You’ll definitely see a different Boston Breakers team. I think it will be a good improvement.”

  • The WPS draft will be held this coming Friday (the 15th) at 10AM with the Breakers’ having the #2 and #11 picks (that’s 2 picks in the first round).  They (the Brakers) have invited fans o take part in a mock draft … if you have the time and inclination.
  • I’m surprised to see that the LA Sol have traded Camille Abily to FC Gold Pride.  She was one of my favorites in the fledgling league … glad I’ll still get to say her name … and hope she’ll help the Pride to realize their potential.
  • Here’s a nice installment in the “Getting Silly” series.  This interview is with the Breakers’ (and USWNT’s) Secretary of Defense, Amy Lepeilbet.

And speaking of the USWNT, Pia has called players into camp to prepare for The Algarve Cup, which kicks off February 24th.

It’s nice to see Pia again!


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Lieberman in the Toilet in Connecticut

I had unsettling dreams last night and woke up maybe just a tad cranky.  This cheered me up, however:

More than 80 percent (81 percent) of Democrats now say they disapprove of the job Lieberman is doing with only 14 percent approving. Among Republicans, 48 percent disapprove of the senator with just 39 approving. And among independents, 61 percent disapprove of Lieberman’s antics with just 32 percent approving.

“It all adds up to a 25% approval rating with 67% of his constituents giving him bad marks,” the study concludes. “Barack Obama’s approval rating with Connecticut Republicans is higher than Lieberman’s with the state’s Democrats.”

Now, if only Harry Reid et al would kick him out of the caucus and let him be truly independent … I’d feel like 2010 was getting off to a good start.

In other cheering news (from JordanCornblog’s perspective) another Texas team lost last night … this time to Alabama.  May that trend continue for the Lone Star State, at least through tomorrow night.  (And I do hope that Dubya, wherever he is, is sentient and cares about this.)

And is it just me, or is Susan Sarandon embarrassing herself?  I’m kinda cringing.

Boy am I negative today … watch out world … here I come!

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Oh, I Don't Know

Maybe I’m numb, but all the flap over the near-disaster over Detroit continues to bug me.  There’s now a report, and the Senate is going to hold hearings, and I am sure the GOP will be calling for firings and all … zzzzzz …

You know what?  I really wish that they would put their energies toward problems that are solvable and that affect thousands upon thousands of people.  Wouldn’t that be amazing?

I really wish they would stop clamoring for “foolproof” answers to this whole terrorism thing … when it looks to me like a crapshoot.  From the article …

Analysts take pieces of information – like the disparate threads available before Christmas – look at them, correlate them, and then make a “very strong leap in order to reach a decision,” Allen said. “It takes experience.”

Note that very strong leap!  I would add “luck” to “experience.”

We, as a people, have gone way overboard in terms of how safe we expect to be in this world (especially given our behavior as a world citizen). And it’s beyond crazy – how we expect the government to protect us and keep us alive.

The government should (according to the GOP):

  • Protect us from terrorists when we board a plane; but
  • Not over-regulate the airline industry with silly safety standards and such; and
  • Not keep us alive by addressing unnecessary deaths with something rational like a national healthcare system; but
  • Continue to propogate the illusion that they can somehow keep us safe be identifying the one in 10-million America-haters who might actually do something about it.

I am so tired of the lack of logic and intellectual honesty in the great minds of the GOP

… zzzzzzzzz …

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Let It Come

Here’s to getting up, going out, and exploring the snowy paths of our lives … from The Writer’s Almanac this morning:

SNOW: I
by C.K. Williams

All night, snow, then, near dawn, freezing rain, so that by morn-
ing the whole city glistens
in a glaze of high-pitched, meticulously polished brilliance, every-
thing rounded off,
the cars submerged nearly to their windows in the unbroken drifts
lining the narrow alleys,
the buildings rising from the trunklike integuments the wind has
molded against them.
Underlit clouds, blurred, violet bars, the rearguard of the storm,
still hang in the east,
immobile over the flat river basin of the Delaware; beyond them,
nothing, the washed sky,
one vivid wisp of pale smoke rising waveringly but emphatically
into the brilliant ether.
No one is out yet but Catherine, who closes the door behind her
and starts up the street.

————–

Sudden change.  A storm comes upon us, and everything is different, forevermore.

RIP Sheila, you have started up the street.

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First Monday, First Week, New Decade

Here comes the sun, as the bare trees on the eastern horizen try to snag it … to no avail.  It’s gonna rise into a crystal clear January sky anyway.

It doesn’t care that the Cowboys embarrassed the Eagles.  It doesn’t care that healthcare reform is being knocked off track by lobbyists and plain old greed.  It doesn’t care that big bank CEO’s and Wall Street insiders continue to reap gargantuan rewards for being bad stewards.

It’s just gonna keep rising up. Here it is, shining into my eyes as I type.  Boy is it bright – and it’s only a little ways up!

And I’m thinking that’s what we need to do, too.  Just rise, no matter what.  The rest will be what it is.  Guess that’s my resolution for the new year – to rise – whatever that means in the particularity of my moments.  (I suspect it will mean more exercise, among other things.)

Here’s what the world looked like over at HollyCornblog’s and CharlieHopbrew’s, yesterday afternoon.

They had a bit more of that white stuff than we did here in NH (much to our disappointment).

I bet the cold January sun looks beautiful, rising into the clear sky over those snow-covered hills this morning …

… so here’s to January 2010.

May it be a month of rising for you … for all of us!

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Winter, for a Moment, Takes the Mind

I awaken this morning to thoughts of Conrad Aiken … a poet I discovered in high school in an old book, right around the time I discovered Walt Whitman (also in an old book).  Similar in the vastness of their voices and terrains, Aiken – urban and urbane – appealed to my cerebellum while Whitman spoke to my heart.  Not really that simple, but, if I had to describe how they functioned in my adolescent life, I’d say that Aiken gave my fears and sadnesses a universal context, while Whitman called me to set them all aside, pick up a walking stick and step outdoors for some exploring.  Needless to say, both were bracing and vital.

And both wrote in language that I still find breathtakingly biblical in its scope and rhythms.  Their words and images still carry me, wave upon wave, toward whatever shores they think I ought to explore. I am happy to go along, even if I am still unsure about just where they are heading.  It’s always an interesting trip!

So Conrad Aiken’s Preludes for Memnon is what I think of this Sunday morning, as the wind blows from Arcturus.   That’s a LONG way for the wind to blow.  Much further than Portland or Portsmouth!

It lends some perspective to think of this as I surf the web and warm myself and sort out my day, sipping coffee and looking out my window.  I think of the wind blowing from Arcturus … all the way to our spinning planet.  In the yawning universe, my worries and concerns (Will the Eagles beat Dallas and get the bye?) are as the fleeting as the “keen sparkle of frost” on my sill.  Yet at the same time, somehow, in the vastness of space, it’s easier to see the singular as universal, as in this passage from the Preludes … one of my favorites:.

Winter for a moment takes the mind; the snow
Falls past the arclight; icicles guard a wall;
The wind moans through a crack in the window;
A keen sparkle of frost is on the sill.
Only for a moment; as spring too might engage it,
With a single crocus in the loam, or a pair of birds;
Or summer with hot grass; or autumn with a yellow leaf.
Winter is there, outside, is here in me:
Drapes the planets with snow, deepens the ice on the moon,
Darkens the darkness that was already darkness.
The mind too has its snows, its slippery paths,
Wall bayonetted with ice, leave ice-encased.
Here is the in-drawn room, to which you return
When the wind blows from Arcturus: here is the fire
At which your warm your hands and glaze your eyes:
The piano, on which you touch the cold treble;
Five notes like breathing icicles; and then silence.

And here is a passage from Walt, throwing his wide arms open to the world and all its everyday wonders … in Song of Myself

14

The wild gander leads his flock through the cool night,
Ya-honk he says, and sounds it down to me like an invitation,
The pert may suppose it meaningless, but I listening close,
Find its purpose and place up there toward the wintry sky.
The sharp-hoof’d moose of the north, the cat on the house-sill, the
chickadee, the prairie-dog,
The litter of the grunting sow as they tug at her teats,
The brood of the turkey-hen and she with her half-spread wings,
I see in them and myself the same old law.
The press of my foot to the earth springs a hundred affections,
They scorn the best I can do to relate them.
I am enamour’d of growing out-doors,
Of men that live among cattle or taste of the ocean or woods,
Of the builders and steerers of ships and the wielders of axes and
mauls, and the drivers of horses,
I can eat and sleep with them week in and week out.
What is commonest, cheapest, nearest, easiest, is Me,
Me going in for my chances, spending for vast returns,
Adorning myself to bestow myself on the first that will take me,
Not asking the sky to come down to my good will,
Scattering it freely forever.

So it goes … all the other news of the day, I think, will need to wait ’til tomorrow, or later today.

Wonderous winter winds have me in their grip.

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Fact Check

I have, at times, been accused of following my heart instead of listening to the facts of a situation.  Given this history, I determined that it was necessary to look into additional resources to see if my opinion of universal health care was fact or fiction.  Below are some interesting and, frankly, disturbing facts about our current system.

First, a breakdown of the facts (information courtesy of Health Reform Watch):

Ins. Co. & CEO With 2007 Total CEO Compensation

  • Aetna Ronald A. Williams: $23,045,834
  • Cigna H. Edward Hanway: $25,839,777
  • Coventry Dale B. Wolf : $14,869,823
  • Health Net Jay M. Gellert: $3,686,230
  • Humana Michael McCallister: $10,312,557
  • U.Health Grp Stephen J. Hemsley: $13,164,529
  • WellPoint Angela Braly (2007): $9,094,271
    L. Glasscock (2006): $23,886,169

Ins. Co. & CEO With 2008 Total CEO Compensation

Because Ronald A. Williams is clearly the most obvious target with his $1.2 million dollar raise from 07-08, let’s take a realistic look at the man who lost $13 million dollars, H. Edward Hanway of Cigna Health Insurance.

Even at the highest tax bracket (35% as can be seen here), Mr. Hanway still made approximately $8 million for 2008.  This works out to $153k per week.  Oh, and when he announced that he would be leaving, he received a small “thank you” in the amount of $73.2 million dollars for his efforts of delaying and denying claims over the past five years as head of Cigna.  But, I digress…

As if those figures are not enough to send the gag reflex into overdrive, let’s consider part of how Mr. Hanway was paid.  I am one of the very fortunate and very rare members of this society who still has 100% paid health insurance through my employer.  So, I consulted another party on what he pays monthly for his health insurance.  Mind you, he is part of a “nonprofit” health care program so these figures are not a direct reflection of what Cigna charges.  In fact, I would venture to say that even more of his income would be going to his health coverage if it were Cigna.

After a bit of back and forth discussion and some very crude economic calculations, we determined that 30% of his potential salary was going towards his health insurance coverage.  Mind you, this coverage also carries a $2k deductible and $30/visit co-pays which were not included in the analysis.  What really brought it home for me is that he is, essentially, paying the likes of Mr. Hanway nearly a 1/3 of his entry-level salary in order to support the multi-million dollar lifestyles for these high power, greedy CEOs.  This would mean, under a universal health system, his federal tax burden would need to be 45% of his income in order to equal what he is paying now for both his income tax, social security and health insurance premiums.  45%!!

What does one really do with $8 million dollars per year?  I can’t even imagine what I would do with $8 million dollars in my lifetime.  And let’s not forget that this was a salary cut for the man.  And, to add insult to injury, Cigna announced in the beginning of ’09 that they were going to be cutting 4% of its workforce or 1100 jobs due to “tough economic times”.  How about we just consider another paycut, Mr. Hanway?  What about that nice $73.2 million dollars you’ll be walking away with?  How many jobs could you have saved with that?

Who are these people and when did it get this bad?  How much of my money is being used to lobby against my patient rights?  Those figures are quite startling, as well.

Although I started off on this journey to confirm a hunch, it has evolved into an absolute fear about the system that many of us so blindly follow.  Fear that is based on facts, not feelings or emotions or indigestion or whatever else the insurance industry would want you to believe.  Perhaps the darkest side of this whole fucked up story is the fact that there has been such little information publicly released to make this whole health care debate laughable.  We can’t even throw Sarah’s death panel comment back in her face as the industry has done a magnificent job of hiding its denied claims information from the public over the years!

Just read the facts, people.  Put democracy to work by giving yourself a voice and an option – contact your elected officials and tell them that you deserve better than what the status quo has given us.  As Johann Wolfgang von Goethe once said, “Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do.”

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First Saturday

Waking up to snow here in NH, and the big decision is when to go do the food shopping.  (Never is not an option.)  Rather than answer that burning question, I just lost myself for @ half an hour noodling around on the web looking for things to write about.  I landed amongst a bunch of Phillies’ videos on YouTube – celebrations of the 2008 World Series win, the late Harry Kalas calling the win, stuff about the work Chase Utley and his wife Jen do for the SPCA, etc.  But this was my favorite …

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4wcXmoIQU4

Fuck yeah – and here’s to doing it again in 2010!  (But first the Eagles …)

That took me to an interview I recently heard on MLB Home Plate with Doug Glanville … former player and now occasional Op Ed Writer for the Times.  Of course, I immediately liked him because he had played for the Phillies (it’s nice to be able to simplify one’s likes and dislikes in that way – great time-saver, if you ask me).

The interview was about a piece he had written on Tiger Woods’ downfall – kinda the inside scoop from a pro athlete’s point of view.  I was impressed, both with the interview and the op-ed.  Gonna keep my eye out for more from Doug … and as the snow falls, I find myself also looking for a good book about baseball.  Any suggestions?

Speaking of snow … check out the Wovel instead of a snowblower.  We’re on the bandwagon.  Who knows, maybe we’ll do a video one of these days – let you see how it’s done!

😉

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