Without Further Ado

I will admit, my hands are shaking a bit as I make my first post under JordanCornblog. There are probably a number of reasons why I am nervous about my initial entry. I suspect a large part has to do with the censorship I’ve endured throughout the years.

You see, I come from a family of Republicans or “nothings”. They either don’t talk policy/politics or they err on the side of conservative thought. Perhaps it was this upbringing that has fueled my desire to try to be reasonable. To listen to others when they want to share their thoughts. And, for the most part, I feel pretty good about my attempts. Except when I hear hate being spewed out for all to hear.

This weekend, as I went to dig into my Caesar salad at a local pizza shop, I heard the headlines blare throughout the empty restaurant. I paused mid-lift, looked up to see the infamous “FOX NEWS” logo flashed on the screen. The headline, bold and red, stated “Illegal Immigrant Crime on the Rise”. I looked around and quickly determined that, if I was going to have the stomach to consume my salad, the channel would need to get changed ASAP.

The issue wasn’t so much the story but, rather, the tone in which it was stated. Then, of course, they had to hear expert analysis about how much crime occurs in our nation from illegal immigrants. There was no mention about the amount of crime LEGAL citizens commit – only what those “damn aliens” are doing.

Due to my conditioning of “fair and balanced” news, I knew exactly who was sharing the story. I didn’t see this headline emblazoned on my local news or local paper. No, it was just on the network that feels the need to propagate fear and hate through their news.

I often wonder if we’ll ever get back to a time where the words “”muslim” and “airplanes” won’t send chills down our spine. Where politicians won’t play on these fears to push their own agenda.

Will we ever see the light of equality and reason or is there too much red hiding the way?

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Sunday Morning

Been to Coby’s for breakfast (yum) and now the stove is taking the chill off here in the kitchen, while Chris Matthews et al debate the role of independent voters in the healthcare debate.  CharlieHopbrew is getting a big old slab of beef ready to cook on the Green Egg … while HollyCornblog explores incinerator toilets, Yakima roof racks, and Nissan Cubes … and sets up her FFootball team.  And me?  I just chronicle it all! 

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Looking Good This Morning

So here I am at HollyCornblog’s and CharlieHopbrew’s after a nice, uneventful drive yesterday evening.  We sampled two nice. hoppy Sierra Nevada brews last night and I learned what it means when something is labeled an “Estate” product.  (The ingredients were grown right on the “estate.”)  So I guess Sierra Nevada is the only estate brewed beer in the country – perhaps the world.  Not only that, but Sierra Nevada is a nice, green beer that you can feel good about drinking!

I was moderate and so feel fine this morning- which is a good thing.  (My beer-drinking capacity has dwindled over recent years – a fact of aging, I suppose – and not necessarily a bad thing by any means!

I also received some awesome b-day gifts that warmed my heart and brought back (mostly) happy memories of the World Series.  (Go Phillies!)

Shortly we’ll be getting moving on the day, which includes a visit to the lake.  I’m excited to check out all the changes … and have a chance to help with a few chores, too.

Onward … and I leave you with this lovely poem from this morning’s Writer’s Almanac:

XI.

by Wendell Berry

Though he was ill and in pain,

in disobedience to the instruction he

would have received if he had asked,

the old man got up from his bed,

dressed, and went to the barn.

The bare branches of winter had emerged

through the last leaf-colors of fall,

the loveliest of all, browns and yellows

delicate and nameless in the gray light

and the sifting rain. He put feed

in the troughs for eighteen ewe lambs,

sent the dog for them, and she

brought them. They came eager

to their feed, and he who felt

their hunger was by their feeding

eased. From no place in the time

of present places, within no boundary

nameable in human thought,

they had gathered once again,

the shepherd, his sheep, and his dog

with all the known and the unknown

round about to the heavens’ limit.

Was this his stubbornness or bravado?

No. Only an ordinary act

of profoundest intimacy in a day

that might have been better. Still

the world persisted in its beauty,

he in his gratitude, and for this

he had most earnestly prayed.

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I'm Off

Sorry to be rushed this morning, but I’m off to work, and then to HollyCornblog and CharlieHopbrew’s for a visit.  Will plan to do some posting from over that way … maybe.  ;>)

In the meantime, have a great weekend!

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So, What Do You Think? Fire 'em?

Rep. Peter DeFazio has called for the dismissal of “Timmy” Geithner and Larry Summers, basically for favoring Wall Street over Main Street.

I make no claims to understand the mess we’re in … BUT the Wall Street piece of it all has seemed off-base to me for a long time … going back to the Bushies.  Back then, I expected it to be off base.  But Obama’s handling of those dudes has been at best puzzling and at worst dismaying to me.

Little snippets of information keep coming out that make no sense … like the fact that the auto-industry is expected to pay back monies they received (or so it sounds to me) while bankers and brokers appear to not labor under the same expectation – instead continuing to walk away with big, big bonuses after wreaking havoc on the economy.

Why is that? Ya gotta wonder.

On a lighter note, check out this piece from Late Night with Jimmy Fallon – as Going Rogue goes rogue.  (Poor Rachel Maddow!)

And stay tuned to JordanCornblog in the coming weeks – keep your eyes peeled for a new guest blogger.

’nuff said.

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The Lamberts Both Have a Lot of Regret

According to the NY Times, Elizabeth Lambert has tons of regret … and at times doesn’t recognize herself in the video that went viral recently.

According to granitegrok Dave Lambert has tons of regret … and even offered “the most sincerest of apologies” to his friend Skip Murphy.  (We are definitely going to miss Dave’s prose – come back soon!)

Elizabeth is receiving professional help.  Dave is praying about it all.

My money’s on Elizabeth as having a snowball’s chance in hell of learning from this experience.

I hope she does.

And Dave … I’d suggest that you stop praying to your angry god and just start thinking.  It’s amazing how powerful that can be!

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Ah, NH Politics

Here's the dude himselfThanks to AMR, here’s a snippet of NH political discourse from Doug Lambert that was over-the-top even for some of the most conservative conservatives here in the Granite State (and that’s saying something). I won’t bother to quote it – you can read this guy’s intelligent and insightful comments at Blue Hampshire (the link above).

Perhaps Doug’s outlandish statements aren’t so outlandish after all – at least in the context of his (nuanced and thoughtful) views expressed over the course of his lifetime.  According to GilfordGrok, here’s what he liked in high school:  Back in 1982 when Doug Lambert got to choose three things he liked for the ages in his high-school yearbook, he picked “rock and roll, Chevys, and nukes.”

Definitely sounds like someone I’d like to know!

Here’s Mo Baxley’s retort … you go Mo!

And the fallout continues – including Doug’s removing himself from the fray …

Even stepping back from his writing gig on GraniteGrok:

I will no longer write at GraniteGrok for an as yet undetermined amount of time. I plan on spending my time in prayer and reflection, looking inward to the unhealthy malice in my heart, for which I will ultimately have to face my Maker , begging for His undeserved mercy.

Prayer and reflection?  I really, really doubt that.  What a crock from GraniteGrok!

But perhaps he should be given the benefit of the doubt.  Can I/we be bigger than he is/was?

Of course – not even a stretch!

And, as an aside … do you think this piece of work might be related to Elizabeth Lambert?  There’s a similarity … can’t you see it?  Prolly similar political and religious bents, too, doncha think?

Just in case you forgot … here’s Liz in action …

httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNmPybFK2_o

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Monday, Monday

So, here we are — another Monday. Football was a total bummer yesterday, with the Eagles succumbing to San Diego, the Steelers losing, etc. The Patriots were shocked by the Colts in the final seconds of their game last night. The only bright spot, as far as I was concerned, was that the Cowboys lost. That’s always good for a little pick me up in JordanCornblog’s world.

I’m a little surprised to see, in this morning’s news, that Hillary Clinton expressed anything other than horror at the idea of having coffee with Sarah Palin. I guess Hillary was being polite, but I imagine it would be a situation that could cause an awful lot of tongue biting and teeth grinding.

1WoodstoveHollyCornblog has sent new pictures from the lake, including a very cozy looking wood stove.

1Cupboard and AccoutrementShe and CharlieHopbrew (mostly CharlieHopbrew, I think) built a cabinet to put in the corner and house stereo equipment and other doodads. The latest doodad is displayed on top of the cabinet — nicely done, HollyCornblog.

(ChristopherCornblog, in particular, is pretty happy!)

It’s a sunny day here in New Hampshire, and I’ve got a lot on my plate, so I think I’m gonna get rolling here.

RPE was home overnight last night — great to see her and know that she’ll be back shortly for Thanksgiving break. Thanksgiving? Hard to believe, with the warm sun out there. I’ll take it though!

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Sir Hits Alot on Ice

Sir Hits Alot switched seasons in the blink of an eye.  He put away his cleats and, last night, under cover of darkness,  skated into town from the north to wreak havoc on yet another Concord team.  I hear that there is now talk in the City Council of not allowing him past the Concord City limits … as he didn’t lose a step in moving from the pitch to the ice.

Yup, Sir Hits Alot was in fine fettle last night.  With his team down 1-0, he flicked a nifty backhand into the net, scoring the first goal of the year for his Twin Valley hockey mates and getting them rolling toward their first win of the 2009-2010 campaign.

Needless to say, for Sir Hits Alot fans it was a very exciting and gratifying 3-2 victory over Concord Bantam 3.  Here’s the Twin Valley Bantam 1 Schedule for the coming year … should you care to join us at an upcoming contest.  Last year, you may remember, the Twin Valley Flyers won it all at the Everett Arena in Concord, NH on March 8, 2009 on the strength of a game-winner in OT by Sir Hits Alot (aka Mo).  (You can see why the Concord City Fathers are tired of having him come to town!)

After last night’s win, a humble Sir Hits Alot, wearing his signature Bates hoodie and Bates hat, said “Aw shucks” when congratulated on the win.  Perhaps with an eye to a future political career, he deftly avoided one potentially awkward question from a fan who asked, “Do you guys go after the girls when they’re on the opposing team?”  (Just imagine the news picking up on that one when Sir Hits Alot runs for the US Senate in 2035 following his successful NHL career!)

Anyway – a few more snippets of conversation, and then, suddenly, he was gone … walking off into the rainy night … presumably heading back up north to plan his next marauding escapade!

Meanwhile, in a warm kitchen in upstate NY, where the woodstove crackles, drying out the damp morning air, Pliny checks her FFootball team one last time as she prepares to go up against Sir Hits Alot on the gridiron today.

Will he be too tired from his hockey exploits to notice that he’s down a player?

Will Pliny KILL JordanCornblog for cluing him in on this?

Only time will tell.

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Stupid Stuff from the Fear Biters

What a grey, November morning we’ve got going here in NH!  It’ll be a great day for reading, once I get my chores done.  (I’m guessing this opening isn’t making you want to read on.  Not the most attention-grabbing fare today!).

I’ve been reading about stupid stuff on the net since getting up.  Maybe that’s why bed continues to look inviting, even as I should be energetically making a shopping list and planning for the day.

Apparently Republican lawmakers are totally up in arms at the idea of trying some of the alleged 9/11 “masterminds” here in the States.  The thought of their being on American soil is terrifying to them.  Just terrifying.

What a slap in the face to the officials charged with keeping the “evil-doers” under wraps, for starters!  And what a disregard for the legal system that supposedly makes us such a beacon of hope to the world!  And what a cynical exploitation of people’s worst and most ignorant fears!

It’s the same old shit – a continuation of the tired, reactive, narrow, rigid,  and fear-driven stance of the Bush-era.

!bachmanThese dudes (and dudettes) are fear-biters extraordinaire.

Fear biters?  Yup.  They’re dogs who become aggressive when cornered and afraid.  Here’s a bit of advice re. how to manage a fear-biter should you happen to have one:  You should really enlist professional help to deal with a fear biter unless you are experienced with dogs. This kind of dog takes lots of patience and careful reading and may never become trustworthy. If you cannot resolve its problems, consider having it destroyed; don’t pass it along to someone else to become a problem for that person.

!fear biterFear-biters usually lack self-confidence and have checkered histories.  The human equivalent of the fear-biter is the person no one wanted to hang out with in high school.  For whatever reason (often, I surmise, quite sad) they were shunned and unhappy.  Always the last to be picked for games, they had few friends and fewer successes as they grew toward adulthood.

These are some seriously pissed off people!

CheneyThey approach every subsequent situation that life presents to them with a volatile mixture of fear and rage.  No nuance here, folks – just good and evil, fear and rage, O’Reilly and Hannity. It ain’t pretty.  Not only dangerous and unpredictable, it sounds like fear-biters are pretty impervious to new learning.  It is very difficult to rehabilitate/reclaim them and I’ve found many articles that emphasize their volatility, single-mindedness, and the general lack of success in bringing them around.  Quite often, the recommendation is to not waste time, and put them down.

So, the advice on handling fear biters is pretty much what they recommend doing about the scary folks that get their hackles up.  Funny how that goes, eh?

!HmmmmOf course Joe Lieberman voted with Lindsey (what big teeth you have) Graham and the GOP on this one (the effort to block bringing the detainees here for trial) … but they lost, thankfully.

But, I ask you, oh GOP sages, how can we call ourselves fearless defenders of freedom if we are afraid to try “evil doers” on our soil?

Oh, and are you really scared, or just trying to marshal all the fear-biting energy out there in the “homeland” to use for your own dastardly purposes?  (Why does this have a familiar ring to it?)

!anotheroneSo is Joe Lieberman a fear-biter?

I’m a little bit unclear about him.  I actually have him pegged as more likely to roll over on his back and pee on himself.  But maybe that’s just because of the way his voice sounds.

His bite may actually be the worst of the lot, because it comes with such an unctuous and smarmy prelude.

Time to isolate him in a pen of his own, dontcha think?  Come on, all you non-fear-biting lawmakers.  You don’t have to NOT bite, just because you’re not fear-driven.

You can do it!  On behalf of America … give ’em a great big old chomp, will ya?  At least Joe, okay?

!aggressivedogPersonally, I am getting to the point where I wouldn’t mind seeing a little blood … or one or two fleeing curs, tails tucked between their legs.

PS  This is not meant to be in any way offensive to our canine companions – only to Joe Lieberman, Right-wing media hacks, former Bush Administration Officials, and GOP lawmakers.

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