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Recently Seen at Red River
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Licorice Pizza: I'm starting anew here and have now been, twice, to Vax and Snax at Red River. These are Thursday night movies for vaccinated and masked folks, and you can get POPCORN! But I digress...Licorice Pizza was a sweet, coming-of-age in The Valley in the Seventies sort of movie that managed to include waterbeds and Jon Peters and two new stars -- Alana Haim and Cooper Hoffman (son of Philip Seymour Hoffman).
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If Beale Street Could Talk: Quiet, beautiful, heartfelt, devastating. America wears many masks. This movie strips a few of them away. It shines a light on quite a lot of ugliness. As well, it illuminates dignity and resilience in the face of a system built on the abuse of privilege and power. A perfect movie to see on the eve of what is hopefully Donald Trump's last SOTU.
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Shoplifters: A beautifully honest, quiet movie that is at once uplifting and devastating. Universal questions are raised and left open for pondering. What is a family? How do people survive in our world today? And how do we judge their choices?
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Green Book: Very enjoyable movie and yet deeply flawed. The white guy comes across as the hero in ways that are typical for the American movie industry, and comfortably misleading in terms of the realities of our culture. Especially in the current socio/political atmosphere, can't we do better than this?
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On the Basis of Sex: We applauded, we cried, we felt so glad that RBG was as prescient as she was. And I felt personally glad that her love of opera clearly predates her connection with Scalia. What an inspiring woman -- and a good movie about her early years as a student, professor, and attorney.
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The Favourite: Did I say that being a queen was no fun? This definitely seems to have carried forward to Queen Anne's reign. Strong performances again, and more belly laughs than you'd think. And right along with it, grief, emptiness, ambition, and gouty excess.
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Mary Queen of Scots: Being a queen was no fun in the 16th century. Excellent, complex performances in this one. I found Elizabeth especially compelling. Very unclear who actually wins out in this one.
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Another Year: Loved this one! It's about a couple, and their friends, and their lives – painful in spots, and wonderfully everyday and enriching, to my mind. Great performances – and who knew there was so much wine being drunk in England!?
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Tiny Furniture: A young woman (aka Lena Dunham) comes home after graduating from college and tries to find herself – or not. A character study that I found humorous and touching – and sometimes a little disturbing and/or self-indulgent. It's definitely a privilege to have the leisure to "find oneself." After this..."Girls."
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Rabbit Hole: Painful/powerful movie about loss and grieving. Hard to watch but well worth the effort, with a strong cast and an especially on the mark performance by Nicole Kidman. I continue to be glad to see that she is clearly outstripping Tom Cruise as an artist. You go girl!
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The Kids Are Alright: Very enjoyable movie with great performances and an excellent cast. Two kids whose moms are lesbians decide they want to find out something about their "father" – and everything moves on from that point.
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The King's Speech: Warm, funny, inspiring – and apparently a bit of a rewrite of history, to boot! Colin Firth puts out an amazing performance – and was well rewarded for it. Everyone else is great too, and if you're one of the few people left who hasn't seen it, it's definitely worth a look!
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Black Swan: This is a disturbing movie that I really loved – and in case you haven't noticed, I do have a tendency to like disturbing movies. What's real and what isn't? You be the judge. Also, be on the lookout for Winona Ryder – you'll never recognize her!
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Blue Valentine: A couple in trouble – how they started and how they got to where they are. A good movie with excellent performances that left me wondering, especially in Michelle Williams' case, whether she was thinking about what's his name (her partner who died suddenly – the guy who starred in Broke Back Mountain – for some reason I can't remember his name – oh yeah, Heath Ledger).
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Shutter Island: A dark period piece that has the creepy feel of the 1950s (creepy to me at any rate) and has stayed with me more than I would've thought. A movie with surprises – definitely worth a look.
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Cyrus: I don't remember this one so well, but have a vague recollection of walking out of the theater feeling not so enthralled. I believe it's supposed to be funny – but as you can tell it didn't really make an impression.
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I Am Love: Really beautiful, sumptuous movie that made me hungry, just watching it. A keeper!
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The Girl Who Played with Fire: The second in the three part series involving the girl with the dragon tattoo, this movie was much harder to watch than the first, as Salander's triumph isn't quite so clear at the end. Painful, painful, painful.
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Scott Pilgrim Versus the World: I loved this comic book take on young love. Went to the movie on a whim and came away very happy to have seen it! Quite a few laugh out loud moments – and touching, as well.
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Going the Distance: A very lightweight romcom that kinda left me feeling like I had just spent an hour and a half reading People magazine. In other words, pretty much a waste of time.
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Never Let Me Go: Wow! This was an amazing, stark, and moving movie about kids who are basically raised to become organ donors. Very much worth seeing.
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The Town: Ben Affleck's movie about bank robbers. It's okay. Not great, but okay. It does make me curious about Charlestown – will have to go there one day.
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You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger: A Woody Allen movie that I honestly don't remember very well. It's pretty much about adults behaving badly – something that Woody knows a little something about.
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The Social Network: The movie about Facebook. I found it very interesting and well done, and was especially fascinated/disturbed by the window on the incredible privilege and elitism still thriving at undergrad Harvard.
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The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest: Number three in the Dragon trilogy. I found this, in many ways, the weakest of the three movies – although that's not to say that it was weak. Perhaps my enjoyment was affected by the fact that I hadn't read the book. Anyway, it's a great trilogy and I was sorry to see it come to an end.
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Fair Game: The movie about the Valerie Plame affair. One of the things that I found most interesting was how it uncovered my own biases, as she was clearly a very serious and talented agent, but because of her blonde haired beauty, I pretty much assumed that she was a lightweight in real life. I appreciated, also, the depiction of her husband as a bit of a media hound, which was how he seemed to me at the time. And of course, there are the despicable characters of the Bush administration. Glad they were on display in all their glory!
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City Island: This was a fine, if predictable, movie about a family in which everyone has a secret and is telling lies. I mostly loved it because it gave me a glimpse of where my friend CB lives!
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Winter's Bone: Wow! Unrelenting, stark, and ultimately uplifting – at least to my mind. This is a painful movie about life when you're the daughter of someone who runs a meth lab. Winter's Bone is a perfect title. J-Law is amazing!
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Please Give: Quirky, sweet, slice-of-life movie. I loved the low-key character development and good humor of it all. Enjoyable, with a great cast and few false notes.
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The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo: Tho' parts of the book were missing, this was an excellent rendition of an excellent book. Not for the faint of heart, tho'! Lisbeth Salander is an Emma Peel for the 21st Century (watch for more from Noomi Rapace - I will be)!
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Me and Orson Welles: Or was it Orson Welles and me? (If Orson had anything to do with the title, I'm guessing the latter.) I thoroughly enjoyed this movie, even as it reminded me of why the world of the theatre holds absolutely no appeal for yours truly! Nice to see Claire Danes back ... still have to finish watching Temple Grandin, too!
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Crazy Heart: I left this movie thinking ... "Eh?" but it has stayed with me. Jeff Bridges does give a wonderful performance. The amount of smoking and drinking was nauseating - as I guess it was supposed to be - all in an understated, Jeff Bridges sort of a way.
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A Single Man: One of the best movies of the year in my book. Haunting, beautifully acted and filmed ... marred only by an unnecessarily heavy-handed ending, IMHO. That was the only flaw in an otherwise brilliant bit of artistry. Colin Firth was perfect, and this was an amazing writing/directing debut for Tom Ford! See it!!!
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Young Victoria: I am eternally grateful to have not been born the heir to a throne. Life was confusing enough! This was an enjoyable, tear-jerker of a movie that left me wanting to know more about the details. Perhaps a bio for Bookeaters?
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Precious: Wow, wow, wow. Two weeks in a row - another amazing movie at Red River. This is a challenging and important movie ... about life in America ... every single day ... everywhere.
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The Messenger: Wow, wow, wow. This is one of the best movies I have seen in quite some time. Its focus is on two men who notifiy NOK (next of kin) when a soldier dies. It is a raw, wrenching, unflinching and uplifting journey - not to be missed. Seriously
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Damned United: This was a study in soccer, ambition, and friendship. For soccer buffs who actually know the players (I'm a late-comer to the game) the movie would be that much better. I loved it, though - and recommend it highly.
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A Serious Man: The Book of Job envisioned by the Coen brothers evoked the early sixties and suburbia with humor, pathos ... and a slightly nauseating quality that tells me they pretty much hit the nail on the head. As one of the goyim, I am sure there were hundreds of nuances that were lost on me ... but I loved it (nausea aside) nonetheless!
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Cold Souls: The premise of this movie is deeply strange, yet it is presented in an entirely believable way. It's by turns very moving and then hilarious (in ways that, in retrospect, are hard to capture/explain). The ending leaves a puzzled feeling - but that's not really bothersome. In many ways, puzzled is the appropriate way to walk out of the theater after "Cold Souls." Check it out!
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Adam: Nicely done! Not a movie that will stay with you for a long time, but I liked it. The father (Peter Gallagher) seemed a tad overdone -and unnecessarily so. Unmemorable soundtrack - but since I mention it, does that make it memorable? Now I'm starting to feel like Steven Wright - not necessarily a bad thing!
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Taking Woodstock: Even going in with low expectations, this offering from Ang Lee just wasn't good. Vilma was a high point in an otherwise shoddy effort. Harsh, eh? And watch out, world - it's only 6:30 AM!
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Julie and Julia: I was not as bothered by Julie as some reviewers were - maybe because I liked seeing a blogger hit the big time. Meryl Streep was amazing as Julia .. and this is definitely not a movie to see on an empty stomach! Never have I enjoyed watching people eat as much as I did watching this flick!
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500 Days of Summer: I think I wasn't supposed to, but I loved it. Engaging characters and script, great soundtrack. Not as quirky and lovable as "Away We Go" - but not far behind, either.
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Whatever Works: People either like or hate this latest offering from Woody Allen. I must admit that it's a little weird to see this May-December relationship on-screen, feeling so creeped out by Woody's real-life choices. But I'd say he pulls it off. There are some really great lines throughout the movie, and while not entirely believable, I didn't mind being along for the ride. A pleasant diversion for sure.
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Goodbye, Solo: Interesting movie that basically contrasts life energy and death energy, IMHO. Solo is the epitome of resilience - love him! Meanwhile William seems bent on being miserable, for reasons that the movie leaves mysterious. I didn't find him very a likable or compelling character - but Solo makes up for it.
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Moon: I hesitate to write this one up, as I was tired when I saw it - and missed portions. But form my bleary vantage point, this seemed an intriguing movie set on the moon and exploring themes of identity, isolation, etc. It was not my usual fare - and I wasn't up to snuff - but at least had the wherewithall to be able tell that it was quality work!
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Cheri: I liked this a lot better than Easy Virtue - maybe because I went into it having already seen EV and had my expectations lowered. Michelle Pfeiffer and Kathy Bates are fun to watch as always - and I liked Rupert Friend in the title role. It all got a little too serious at the end - a tone-shift that didn't quite fit with the bulk of the movie. Still - a pleasant diversion on a rainy July evening!
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Away We Go: This was an excellent movie in every regard. Great dialogue and plot line, endearing cast/characters, heartwarming/funny story that avoids tipping over into overly-sweet territory ... and great soundtrack, to boot! See it, if you haven't already.
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Easy Virtue: Not my cup of tea - but I suspect it would have helped, going in, to know that this was a movie based on a Noel Coward play. The characters felt stilted and unbelievable to me, as it was - and I couldn't muster much concern for what became of them. All things considered, I'd rather have been in Philadelphia!
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Sugar: Sugar is a baseball flick that is sweetly and realistically done - and definitely like no Hollywood film on the subject. The characters are real and the life is hard - and the film depicts it all in a matter-of-fact way that brings the realities home more surely than something more "dramatic" ever could. Two thumbs up on this one!
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Sunshine Cleaning: Director Christine Jeffs has a winner in this tale about the hard times and resiliency of the Lorkowski family. Amy Adams, Emily Blunt and Alan Arkin shine in this movie about a bio-hazard clean-up company. Yes, that's correct. And the movie had the potential to cross the line into sappiness several times but demurred. For that I am eternally thankful. (Okay, eternally may be a little over the top.) Darn good flick, though - check it out.
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Milk: Sean Penn deserves an Oscar for his amazing portrayal of Harvey Milk. It actually didn't even feel like a portrayal - more a channeling. Such a loss - that yet another creative and energetic and good leader, was senselessly murdered all those years ago. Fear, hatred and guns - why don't we remove at least the last ingredient in the tragic mix?
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Doubt: Meryl Streep and Philip Seymour Hoffman are amazing, and Viola Davis is a heartbreaking revelation in this battle royale. I was left with less doubt at the end than some of my compatriots ... but that took nothing away from the experience. Meryl Streep deserves an Oscar, IMHO ... and I definitely want her on my side, always!
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Slumdog Millionaire: Just a great movie, start to finish. Magical,epic, and a nail-biter (even though you know what's going to happen ... pretty much. The dancing at the end did my heart good - and having M.I.A. in the soundtrack didn't hurt, either!
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The Secret Life of Bees: Or was it The Secret Lives of Bees? Anyway, whatever - I want Queen Latifah to be my mother!!! (What was Bill Clinton thinking, throwing her under the bus all those years ago?) The movie was entertaining but not a home run by any means. Too predictable ... but Alicia Keys was wonderfully cranky-verging-on-scary and the Queen was queenly and the honey looked delicious and it was nice hearing India Arie in the soundtrack!
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Happy Go Lucky: I think I was supposed to like this more than I did. Perhaps it suffered by being seen pretty much on the heels of Rachel. I found Poppy to be a sometimes intriguing and sometimes annoying character. The relentless joking and "upbeatness" felt distancing and unnecessary. I didn't hate this movie by any means - but something was missing for me.
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Rachel Getting Married: Jonathan Demme and an amazing script and cast just blew me away with this effort. The characters are fascinating and complicated and most every interaction in the film left me engaged and wanting to know more! Debra Winger was stupendous - although it's been so long since I've seen her that I kept trying to find the bull-riding Urban Cowboy persona within the steely, distant mother of this wedding movie. (She's not there.) Margot at the Wedding was very good - but Rachel puts her in her place. I highly recommend this to everyone!
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Religulous: Bill Maher skewers the rampant "illogic" of religion in this free-wheeling film. His wit is right on target and as barbed as you'd expect. I found myself squirming every once in awhile. I don't mind you picking on the Pope, Bill ... but same as with Michael Moore ... sometimes when you set up "common folks" to look like fools, I cringe. Still, Religulous is worth a look for sure. The best point Bill makes? That conservatives of a religulous bent are about finding answers - while liberals are about asking questions. I can go with that!
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Roman de gare: This was an intriguing, surprising, suspenseful, funny, quirky movie that I thoroughly enjoyed. The characters and plot lines are deftly developed. You should definitely check it out if you get the chance!
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Young at Heart: YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS MOVIE! It's a documentary about a choral group of octogenarians in Northampton, MA. Very inspiring ... definitely something to check out!
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Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day: Enjoyable, light fare with a stellar performance by my favorite police chief, Frances McDormand!
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The Visitor: Now this was an excellent movie ... from start to finish. It was similar to Smart People in that it had an academic as the main character. However, all similarities ended pretty much right there. In this warm, funny, and wrenching movie, the characters are well and subtly developed, the plot is (unfortunately) believable ... and there are no false notes. I would urge you to see it - you won't be sorry!
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Smart People: Looks like we're getting back on track with our Tuesday night movie schedule ... for the time being. Smart People was enjoyable but left me unenthralled. (It probably didn't help that we ran into a totally enthralled movie-goer on the way in who was seeing it for the second time. High expectations may have killed this one for me.) Overall, I found the characters exaggerated and mildly unlikeable ... the dialogue stilted and self-conscious, perhaps just the way smart people talk. But then the lessons about loosening up and being less self-absorbed weren't exactly ground-breaking. Overall, it wasn't a wasted evening ... but not a movie I'll be putting at the top of my list, either.
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4 luni, 3 saptamani si 2 zile (4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days): Winner of the Palm D'Or at Cannes, this film by Romania's Cristian Mungiu certainly deserves the accolades it receives. It's a realistic and emotionally unflinching story of a woman who helps her friend obtain an illegal abortion in 1987 Romania. The story is harrowing, the acting wonderful, and the cinematography amazing. This film makes Juno look like Disney pablum!
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Taxi to the Dark Side: This was a harrowing and eye-opening look at what our country has become under the leadership of Bush/Cheney after 9/11. The "road taken" has definitely been a trip to the dark side. Disgusting and important to see ... as we make our way back toward the light!
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Michael Clayton: What an excellent movie! Engaging, engrossing, well-acted. Tilda Swinton certainly deserved an award for her protrayal of what I have to think must be the secret, inner life of Condi Rice.
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Persepolis: This animated memoir is an engaging, heartbreaking, uplifting, realistic look at life in Iran during the Islamic Revolution. Go see it! It humanizes what our current regime so consistently tries to dehumanize. An important movie, Persepolis is based on the book by Marjane Satrapi.
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Margot at the Wedding: Dark, funny, tough to watch and very well acted.
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I'm Not There: Bob Dylan's not my favorite, but this was a fascinating movie to watch (albeit long) and since he wasn't there, I couldn't very well feel annoyed by him. Cate Blanchette was just amazing - and I loved the surreal, Fellini-esque feel of the Richard Gere parts.
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Atonement: Lush, compelling, painful - I especially loved Vanessa Redgrave's starkly powerful 5 minutes - and the Fellini-esque (can you tell I love Fellini?) flavor of the scenes of the evacuating troops on the beach - complete with ferris wheels - somehow depicting the disorienting horror of war in ways that blood and gore never could. Great movie!
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Juno: Well, I went to see it. I totally agree with my friends who found the clinic scene extremely misleading, off-base, and gratuitously negative in its depiction of the women's health movement and its workers. In an otherwise nice movie, this was a thoughtless lapse ... and I was sad to see so many women in Juno's age group in the theater (one of them actually pregnant) ... who'll be coming away with a false impression that could so seriously affect their lives!
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The Savages: Wow, what a good movie! Philip Seymour Hoffman has had an amazing run this year between this, "Before the Devil Knows You're Dead," and that other movie with Tom Hanks ... the name of which is escaping me at the moment ... Charlie Somebody's War. Anyway - he and Laura Linney are just wonderful as siblings dealing with their aging/ailing father. Painful and real ... and set in gritty, wintry Buffalo ... in perfect contrast to Sun City. (The latter looks like a setting that would do David Lynch proud.) Check it out if you haven't seen it!
Happy Solstice
Sunday Meanderings
It sure looks like a hot day is on the way today … with thunderstorms on the horizen. I’ve been taking a slow tour of some favorite haunts, noting that Boltgirl has significantly changed her site’s look … tho’ the content remains as always – thankfully!
I’m contemplating doing the same … come January when the bill from my webhost comes due again. Going the free, WordPress.com route allows me to justify signing up for the HTC Droid Incredible … and reassures me that my rationalizing skills remain intact! Take a peek and let me know what you think! 😉
In other randomness, RPE is packing up today to head off for the first leg of her new, post-grad journey … a summer internship at St. Paul’s School here in Concord. Hope the packing isn’t too painful today … and we’ll see you in August!
Have you heard of a site called Data Ferrett? It’s a huge collection of Government Databases (census stuff, social security … other huge collections of data for mining). I had a meeting at work last week with someone who had an issue … and we ended up chatting happily about data collection by the end … not that the issue had gone away, but at least we were feeling a tad more amicable for the moment. Anyway – looks like a cool site (if I can figure out how to use it)!
Looks like the Phillies’ bullpen fell apart yesterday in a wildly high-scoring loss to the Twins, while the Red Sox beat up on Manny and the Dodgers again. Here’s hoping Doc Halladay can help the Phillies notch a win over the Twins today!
I’m off … getting ready to celebrate MLH’s 90th today … and set up the DVR for whatever World Cup matches are slated for today!!!
Of Gods, Referees and Umpires
I’d love to hear what our friends PaulaR (field hockey and basketball referee) and Boltgirl (who I believe is a soccer ref) think about all the focus on referees, umpires, reviewing vs. not reviewing calls, etc. The most recent example of referee-inspired controversy occurred in yesterday’s World Cup match between the US and Slovinia.
I don’t know about you … but in the heat-of-the-moment, I am amazed that these guys are able to see small details as well as they do. That said, it sounds like the ‘mistake’ yesterday may have crossed the line into egregious territory.
Here’s Grant Wahl on the matter … adding some ineresting perspective on blaming the referee …
As much as I love soccer, I do get extremely frustrated by how often the postgame discussion revolves around the referee’s decisions. No sport, not even NBA basketball, approaches soccer when it comes to officiating controversy. And no sport does less to provide teams and fans with explanations for refereeing decisions. The fact is that we may never know why Coulibaly waved off the U.S. goal — FIFA doesn’t allow a pool reporter to interview the referee, as most sports do, and I got no response when I e-mailed FIFA’s head press officer in search of an explanation.
In the postgame mixed zone, U.S. Soccer president Sunil Gulati said he hadn’t seen replays yet, but he had received 43 text messages from people who had watched the replay and not seen a foul. “We don’t know what the foul was,” said Gulati. “We’ll ask, but they’re not required to tell us.”
Of course, one thing that you always have to remember about getting jobbed by the referee is this: It wasn’t the referee’s fault that the U.S. went down 2-0 in the first half, and it wasn’t the referee’s fault that the Americans couldn’t score an additional goal in the rest of the 90-minute game.
So basically, what I take from this is that the ref is definitely a part of the game … but to blame him or her for the outcome is a little like blaming one’s parents for the fact that one isn’t the CEO of a Fortune 500 Company. I mean, that may be a factor … but there’s a bit more involved than just that.
It also reinforces my gut feeling that being god-in-a-striped-shirt is a tough gig – and not one that I would ever-in-a-million-years-want! It’s way tougher than being a mere human. Making calls that decide the outcomes of games … the fates of individuals, teams, and nations … ugh! You’re going to have half of the people involved angry at you, pretty much by definition. And really, the best you can hope for is that you go unnoticed … that’s the only sure sign that you’ve done well.
So … decisive power and invisibility … interesting aspirations to hold.
I am glad that refs get paid for what they do … otherwise it’d definitely be a pursuit that would seem indicative of some sort of disorder … don’t you think?
Well, Well, Well …
Sorry Alice – it’s been a tough 24 hours or so for you … with the Celtics losing it in the end, and that weird hijacking of your e-mail account. (That said, I am very glad to know that you were not mugged in London … so in a strange way, am glad that someone hacked your e-mail to tell a bogus tale.)
Have others out there had this happen … or received these e-mails? Here’s the message that got sent by the hackers … under the subject line “My Predicament!!!”:
I’m writing this with tears in my eyes.I came down here in London,United Kingdom for a short stay unfortunately i was assaulted at the park by some set of hoodlums at the hotel where I lodged,all cash,credit card and cell phones were stolen from me but fortunately for me I still got my passports with me.
I have been to the embassy to report the case but the police here are not helping matters in any case,and my flight leaves shortly in an hours time but still having problems settling the hotel bills and I won’t be allow to leave by the hotel premises until I settle the bills.
Sincerely,
Alice.
How strange, eh? I don’t quite get the purpose of it … but am glad to know that all is okay on the Alice front (Celtics notwithstanding). Here’s what the Groton (Massachusetts) Police say about the scam:
Email Scam/Phishing … the “my predicament!!!” email scam “trapped in England”
Description:
The Groton Police Department has been made aware of an Email Scam that is going around. The Email will appear to come from someone in your address book. The subject line is “My Predicament!!!”.. DO NOT OPEN THE EMAIL, delete it immediately!
The content of the email pleads you to send money to your friend/family member that is trapped in England after losing wallet/passport etc. Once you have opened the email it sends itself to your entire email address book with your name as the person who is trapped. We urge the public to use caution and always confirm in person/on phone that someone is actually in trouble like this before sending money. Also if you have already opened the email, run an Antivirus program, delete the email, and send a separate email to your friends and family letting them know about the scam. Its good practice to never forward emails to large groups.
I’m running the scan as we speak. Meanwhile, if anyone gets an e-mail from me saying I’m trapped in England, please know it’s a fake.
I am actually trapped at work!
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So, I was a Day Off
Jamie Moyer became the oldest pitcher (at 47) to ever beat the Yankees, as the Phillies notched a win and began to make their comeback from their skidding ways. Meanwhile, RPE got to watch the Red Sox beat the Diamondbacks … and move a little closer to the Yankees (and Rays) in the standings.
Tonight the Celtics have a do-or-die game with the suddenly resurgent Lakers. Will it be Kobe or an actual basketball team that wins out in the end? Will Jack Nicholson be feeling that this is as good as it gets … or scrawling red rum and howling maniacally in the end? And how will Alice be feeling (aside from sleep-deprived) in the end? We shall see.
I am happy to share that the whole Cornblog clan (minus yours truly) has been busily at work installing and finishing off new windows at the lake.
They have done some beautiful work … and by all reports the place is now MUCH less porous … and JordanCornblog is already plotting her November visit and thinking she’ll be nice and cozy … even if it snows!
As you can see from the photos, the sills were fashioned out of old stair treads that HollyCornblog had salvaged and saved … realizing that they would have a purpose sometime.
Don’t they look like they are as old as the hills? Or at least as old as the house?
I love how the shadows play on the old wood!
Love imagining all the footsteps that traversed it … in its previous life.
Nicely done, guys … and I promise, I will help with SOMETHING … one of these days!
Maybe I’ll be able to help with the wood stacking … yikes, there’s going to be no lack of fuel, is there?!
Onward – I’m off to work!
Theory
Okay, so here’s my theory … we’ll see how it plays out.
It was the Phillies’ loss to Tim Wakefield in the first inter-league meeting between the Phillies and Red Sox that started their terrible skid. (Those damn knuckle-ballers!).
On Sunday they beat Wakefield and, per my theory, have put the skid behind them.
Tonight, if my theory is correct, they will make mincemeat of the Yankees … and begin their World Series run.
[end of theory]
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Crystal Day
Yes – it’s one of those days when the sun sparkles and shadows dance across each achingly individual leaf and every moment is filled with potential. It is gorgeous, and the trick is to somehow co-exist with the beauty … rather than being overwhelmed into open-mouthed wonderment and near-paralysis … resulting in inactivity and, ultimately, regret.
Deciding how to use this precious time … it will be a challenge … and the crystal moments slip by … even as I write this. Could write myself into a panic if I’m not careful … shite … hurry JordanCornblog, hurry! Life is passing by … irretrievable moments are slipping away. Hurry … you just missed about ten things while you typed that sentence!
It reminds me of one of my favorite jokes … seen on some TV show like Saturday Night Live many years ago … can’t remember who presented it … Gilda Radnor fits. Anyway, she was on her way to an appointment and was held up by a traffic accident or something equally unexpected. Her wailing comment … “Now I’m going to be late for everything for the rest of my life!”
Do you think about that? Small things that affect the timing of your arrival? Small things that affect the shape and trajectory of the moment that follows … and then the next … and so on? Chaos Theory and the Butterfly Effect … welcome to the adventure that is Tuesday morning in Canterbury, New Hampshire!
Makes me think of the story David Swan by Nathaniel Hawthorne … about a young man who falls asleep by the road … and has a whole parade of events NEARLY happen to him. It’s an amazing tale – and well worth the read. Here’s how it starts:
We can be but partially acquainted even with the events which actually influence our course through life, and our final destiny. There are innumerable other events–if such they may be called–which come close upon us, yet pass away without actual results, or even betraying their near approach, by the reflection of any light or shadow across our minds. Could we know all the vicissitudes of our fortunes, life would be too full of hope and fear, exultation or disappointment, to afford us a single hour of true serenity. This idea may be illustrated by a page from the secret history of David Swan.
Read on … it’s fascinating! Read and wonder what might have happened to you, had you done something other than read that story (or this blog) in the moments that it took. Good luck … and enjoy your day … I’m off to see what I can see … before any more time slips by!
JordanCornblog Almost Falls Off the Wagon
Yes, it’s true. A bit of surfing this morning and stories about The Belmont Stakes and some speculation that the race fomented … nearly had me writing about a topic as forbidden on JordanCornblog as drawings of Mohammed on Facebook.
Bad enough that the thought entered my head … when I could easily be thinking about other things, like South Africa and Uruguay coming away with unexpected ties on day 1 of the Men’s World Cup … or the Phillies getting pummeled by the Red Sox … or the USA vs England match today … or …
But I dodged the bullet and now, I head off … offline for a couple of days … as I pursue inward adventures. Today’s poem from The Writers’ Almanac seems particularly apt in its way …
by Connie Wanek
First you’ll come to the end of the freeway.
Then it’s not so much north on Woodland Avenue
as it is a feeling that the pines are taller and weigh more,
and the road, you’ll notice,
is older with faded lines and unmown shoulders.
You’ll see a cemetery on your right
and another later on your left.
Sobered, drive on.
Drive on for miles
if the fields are full of hawkweed and daises.
Sometimes a spotted horse
will gallop along the fence. Sometimes you’ll see
a hawk circling, sometimes a vulture.
You’ll cross the river many times
over smaller and smaller bridges.
You’ll know when you’re close;
people always say they have a sudden sensation
that the horizon, which was always far ahead,
is now directly behind them.
At this point you may want to park
and proceed on foot, or even
on your knees.
So, onward!
Skelton in the Closet?
Boltgirl posted a video of Rachel Maddow discussing Congressman Ike Skelton’s disinclination to deal with “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell”. Why?
“He just feels icky about the whole idea of ‘the gay’ and he doesn’t want to hear it discussed, so 14,000 Americans have to be fired from their jobs in the military because Congressman Ike Skelton is ooged out by the word ‘gay,'” said Maddow.
So, let’s get real here. I’m thinking it’s just a matter of time before Ike joins the ranks of the other dudes who are hugely “ooged” about ‘the gay’ because they are actually working very, very, VERY hard at repressing the precise abomination they are all ooged about.
Yup – there’s a Skelton in the Closet!
Here’s a listing of some of Congressman Skelton’s affiliations and activities (taken from SourceWatch):
Boards and other Affiliations
* Academy of Missouri Squires
* Boy Scouts of America
* Distinguished Eagle Scout, Eagle Scout
* Elder, First Christian Church, Lexington
* Elks
* Vice Chairman, Harry S. Truman Scholarship Foundation Board
* Co-Chair, Impact Aid Coalition
* Lions
* Masonic Bodies
* Guardian of Small Business, National Foundation of Independent Business
* National Guard and Reserve Components Congressional Members Organization
* Phi Beta Kappa Honor Society
* Sachem in Mic-O-Say
What leaps out at you? Boy Scouts? Yup – and also that Christian Church involvement. Red Flags for sure. And “Masonic Bodies”? Sounds awfully oogie to me!
So I’m starting the countdown now … and we’ll see how long it actually takes for Ike to tell us what he really likes!
Other snippets? Congrats to Alice and the Celtics on evening the series. Big Baby certainly came through!
And have you seen the “What if BP had Spilled Coffee?” video? Here it is:
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AAa0gd7ClM
Oh yeah … and there’s some soccer tournament starting up today. Lots of hoopla. Go figure.
We’ll call it the Men’s World Cup … to distinguish it from the actual World Cup, which is slated to take place in Germany next year!

